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Trouble on the Intarfront

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

Some serious problems cropped up while updating this blog install to the latest software due to a server-side error by my host. The blog is pretty sick right now, so I have to try scouting around for a fix, which is proving a little difficult.

For those of you who don’t know, I’ll be leaving for Santiago, Chile, early next month to teach English for a semester. W00t!!1!!one!

God help the Chilean people.

I’ll hopefully have this thing up and running before I head down there. That way I’ll be able to get down some of the more interesting things that happen while I am wandering around saying, “Que?”

So It Goes

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

Kurt Vonnegut died last night, as I’m sure most people know by now.

From the AP:

“When Hemingway killed himself he put a period at the end of his life; old age is more like a semicolon,” Vonnegut told the AP.

“My father, like Hemingway, was a gun nut and was very unhappy late in life. But he was proud of not committing suicide. And I’ll do the same, so as not to set a bad example for my children.”

Me

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Preempting Time magazine since 2004.

Damn, Taylor

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

The Badger Herald has been linked by arguably the most influential website in the world.

The Beeves

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

Found this link of a song The Beeves did after they fired me. I wish that I’d gotten to play for them a bit longer. I really did think it kicked ass.

Moving

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Hooray for sublets. Moving into the new place is now complete… basically. I still have to go close out the old place with my building’s manager and throw out a bunch of otherwise worthless crap. On the bright side, I can sleep for the first time in about a month, without wondering when I’m going to have to be moving metric shittons of possessions.

In other news I got a job. It is neither interesting nor convenient. I will write about it at a later time.

Thank God I do not clean hotel rooms

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Yesterday’s The Show is ridiculous. I fear for the safety of hotel workers everywhere.

Boredom v2.0

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

While I expressed some elation about the prospects of a life without any obligations last month, the reality is, in fact, pretty uneventful. I’ve started vacating the apartment, slowly moving my vortex of crap to the family van in spurts — a lamp here, a microwave there, the occasional cement block. The entire process is productive but leaves something to be desired in the area of entertainment value.

The job search has begun in earnest, and although I have made a number of phone calls, I am still devoid of leads. This is unfortunate, since the money situation is going downhill. I needs the cashflow to support my elaborate, new-century lifestyle and git the bills payd. The best-case scenario is that a biotech company in the tricounty area will place an order for a trained professional such as myself, and lend me a Ferrari or Maserati or a stretch variant of either of the preceding to get me to and from work.

Exempting that possibility, I’m hoping that the English degree will serve as adequate proof of literacy to allow me to work at, say, the local 7/11.

Either way, I’m goddamned bored, and I need something to do with my time that I can just enjoy while feeling mildly productive. Thinking about finishing up the book on the site, but not really too excited about the prospects of where it’s been going. The webcomic is, unfortunately, out for the immediate future, as is the new recording I’ve been working on, due to lack of supplies and the transition to the new apartment. Pool is just plain too expensive right now.

I know it sounds like complaining, but it’s really just sort of a quandary. Boredom is one of the most totally useless things to write about, because there’s always something you could be doing. On the bright side, this means I’m sick to death of TV, video games and whatever else I’ve been doing the past month of laziness. Plus, look! I’m awake and it’s not even 9 a.m. yet!

The finger is nearly healed after two weeks, and the only remaining evidence is some tenderness and what appears to be a sort of nodule of scar tissue. It forms a sort of bump on my fingertip, as if my hand is half-heartedly trying to reject it from my body but is giving it the Minnesota 12-step goodbye. I will keep you all posted on the adventures of Fingie and Joe The Scar. I know you are all riveted with interest.

How stupid were they?

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

Thieves steal homing devices and are somehow apprehended very quickly.

powerpoint

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

all around